Monday, December 25, 2023

Christmas Wand


Student: Is it really snakewood?

Jacob: Yes, it’s really snakewood.

Student: Can I…?

Jacob: Mm-mm.

Very dangerous.

It’s very powerful.

It’s rare. If it got in the wrong hands, you know…

Mess you up.

Student: Where did you get it?

Jacob: I got it for Christmas.

Wednesday, August 9, 2023

Two Green Lines


I'm not gonna wait for a third line to show up.

Time to shop for a new phone.